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I've had a friend staying at my apartment for about six days in a row, and we've been watching a lot of movies together. Both old and new ones. Yesterday we were in the mood for a comedy so we decided to watch one of the funniest movies ever made, Schindler's List. It was the special edition, directors cut with 20% more Nazis! But when we were going through the bonus material I was very much

There's a pipeline in my bathroom that you can hook up to a washing machine, but since I don't have one, it's just there in the corner connected to nothing. Every now and then during autumn and spring, a slightly funky smell can rise from that pipe. Luckily this smell doesn't occur that often, but this season I decided to buy a can of air freshener. The mistake I did was that I bought a really

Since it's been a while since I've written anything, I thought I might as well combine a late AFK post with a blog entry and talk about my weekend.

On Friday evening me and some others were meeting up at a friends house outside town, he lives out in the woods, sort of. During the evening it started to snow like crazy and it just kept going on all night long. I'm not kidding, the amount of snow

For the past two months I've been trying to seduce my 26 year old algebra teacher. I wouldn't say that it's been going bad, it's just that I haven't sealed the deal yet (if you know what I mean). I still remember the first day we met in class back in August, I could immediately tell that there was something special going on between us. It didn't take long at all before the "games" started, don't

So the plan was to take the car to the store, buy some fagarettes and then get my paws on a Doner kebab. Quick assignment, in and out! But the nearest place to get  a kebab in that area  is located on a HUGE parkinglot (which is turned into a old-fashioned market every sunday). It's pretty much always crowded so I was prepared that it would probably take some time to find a space to park in. What

I know that I haven't written much lately, so I thought I would string some words and letters together, just to show ya'll that I haven't given up. It's not that I'm out of shit to write about, on the contrary. My brain still acts like a spoiled 7-year old kid who's had way too much sugar on christmas morning. It's just that I'm in a difficult place right now, both emotionally and spiritually as

People often ask me about my time with Angelina Jolie (or Angee like I used to call her), and they often get a bit disappointed when there aren't any stories involving drugs, alcohol or any other form of decadence. The simple truth is that we wanted different things. I wanted to get married and raise a family, but she didn't feel like there would be any time for that, so eventually I broke the

Yesterday was a pretty ordinary day, at least the first part of it. I attended classes at School, like I do most days, but today no one made any statements or comments that made me want to break furniture or punch them in the face. I sometimes tend to react poorly and lack tolerance towards pretentious opinions regarding politics, religion or culture, but that's just a side note. The journey from

Last night I was struck by a feeling that I would die. I was never exposed to any direct physical harm nor had I received any threats, so I will be the first one to admit that all of this lacks logic. But for some reason, a very strong feeling was triggered by a series of different emotions and observations. I don't know what to call it; gut feeling, sixth sense, paranoia, female intution -

Today I saw a really hot girl that I really wanted to have sex