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So the plan was to take the car to the store, buy some fagarettes and then get my paws on a Doner kebab. Quick assignment, in and out! But the nearest place to get  a kebab in that area  is located on a HUGE parkinglot (which is turned into a old-fashioned market every sunday). It's pretty much always crowded so I was prepared that it would probably take some time to find a space to park in. What I didn't know was that our towns Department of Motor Vehicles allows retarded mongolians with downs syndrome to practise parallelle parking on this very same parkinglot. It's hard to explain with words, but just try and imagine how it would look if the Special Olympics included Forumal1.

God dammit!